• Self-esteem’s self exists because you believe you have a ghost in your head.
• Self-esteem’s self exists because you believe you have an imaginary friend in your head.
• Your belief in self-esteem’s self is based upon less evidence than the wildest conspiracy theory.
• Your belief in self-esteem’s self is based upon a shared schizophrenic delusion that serves the demands of your society.
• Your belief in self-esteem’s self involves you in frequent paranoid panic-attacks about things you might or might not appear to be.